Replace the vowels in your URL with “oodle”

skelestren:

changemodomega:

inuleeli:

Oodlenoodleloodleoodleloodle

Hmm. Choodlengoodlemoodledoodlemoodlegoodle.

skoodleloodlestroodlen

doodlecoodlefshoodlemoodlen

This is silly.

(Source: spoopy-bones)

byron130:

18.05.2014I learned yesterday that when you see a bee on the ground that isn’t moving, it’s not necessarily dead, it’s probably just dead tired from carrying lots of pollen and needs re-energising. So if you mix a tiny bit of water with some sugar and let it drink it will give it the boost it needs to continue on its way. Bizarrely, this exact thing happened today! I found a knackered bee, mixed up some sugar water, gave it a drink and watched it guzzle and guzzle then suddenly come back to life. It was amazing! Thank you patrick, it was an excellent tip that i’ll never forget and will continue to pass on to others!

byron130:

18.05.2014
I learned yesterday that when you see a bee on the ground that isn’t moving, it’s not necessarily dead, it’s probably just dead tired from carrying lots of pollen and needs re-energising. So if you mix a tiny bit of water with some sugar and let it drink it will give it the boost it needs to continue on its way. Bizarrely, this exact thing happened today! I found a knackered bee, mixed up some sugar water, gave it a drink and watched it guzzle and guzzle then suddenly come back to life. It was amazing! Thank you patrick, it was an excellent tip that i’ll never forget and will continue to pass on to others!

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"When a local government’s very existence depends on its citizens breaking the law — when fines from ordinance violations are written into city budgets for the upcoming year as a primary or even the main expected source of revenue — the relationship between the government and the governed is not one of public officials serving their constituents, but of preying off of them. When the primary mission of a police department isn’t to protect citizens but to extract money from them, and when the cops themselves don’t look like, live near or have much in common with the people from whom they’re extracting that money, you get cops who start to see the people they’re supposed to be serving not as citizens with rights, but as potential sources of revenue, as lawbreakers to be caught. The residents of these towns then see cops not as public servants drawn from their own community to enforce the laws and keep the peace, but as outsiders brought in to harass them, whose salaries are drawn from that harassment. The same goes for the judges and prosecutors, who also rarely live in the towns that employ them."

Why we need to fix St. Louis County (via flange5)

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you-wear-a-jacket:

This is literally the cutest lizard to ever grace my bathroom floor

Also reblogging baby geckos, apparently

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glowcloud:

vivzie-pop:

owlygem:

neocybex:

feeling sad? please watch this kitten being brushed

when I watched this I was litterally like “NO. NOOOOO. OH MY GOD”

oh my god.

I love the music

Feeling sad, reblogging kittens from a friend.

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nyanberry:

nightshadezero:

I am neither Imperial nor Nord, neither Orc or Elf.

I am the last of my race.

The race of Jonathan Joestar.

The only mod for me

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Tags: why

ybee:

[[ HALLOWEEN INTENSIFIES ]]

edit: btw feel free to use as backgrounds/icons whatever!

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yolownly:

ekimsal:

yolownly:

Do u ever wonder if, in a few decades, memes will be featured in history textbooks? As a part of history and internet culture?
Bc if my descendents even have to so much as read the words “skeleton” and “war” together I’m coming out of my grave to fuck shit up

But wouldn’t that actually start the skeleton war?

Fulfill The Prophecy

(via cosmonauticallyindecisive)

Started playing Guild Wars 2 not too long ago, really having a lot of fun playing my Guardian. Only now, however, have I seen an Asura child.

They’re so very tiny, especially compared to my Char Guardian.