…I’m taking a stupid freaking ring to Mordor, forever. I quit.
god fucking damn it i’m will graham
I WAS THIS CLOSE TO BEING A NINJA BUT NO
MY LIFE HAD TO HAD TO BE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES: YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOUR’E GONNA GET
I’m a friggin bond salesman
thanks a bunch nick carraway :P
I’m Disney’s Hercules. Bitchin’.
SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK I’M A MAGICAL GIRL D:
Well damn now I’m an explorer looking for Atlantis.
..i am a kung-fu fighter
AW HELL YEAH
i’m a millionare
aw hell yes
IM GOIGN TO DIE WOO
Oh sweet I’m a psychic detective for the police force of Santa Barbra
The last movie I watched was “American Psycho”…so I’m a serial killer and a businesswoman?
Hmm. I don’t remember the last movie I watched, but I do remember that I was watching Ouran High School Host Club today so…
I’m a cross-dressing host?
Men in Black.
An emotionally compromised Starfleet captain with questionable feelings for his friend?
I can do zat.
I believe I may be a video game character of some description. But if I’m not mistaken, my boyfriend is Superman, so… I dunno, I think I got out okay with this~
I’m a pirate apparently.
Well, this sounds like it can’t end horribly at all.
this is a thing
WHAT THE WHAT?!
IT’S RRCHERRYPIE~! You are looking at edible candy in the form of a toilet <3
You can buy it here:
They’re also sold - or they were, rather - at various convenience stores and gas stations.
God Tier Armor by snailofapproval
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
OMG IT’S BACK
Some photos from OMGcon, which ran from early Friday to around 5 PM earlier today.
There was sort of an impromptu photoshoot, and these were some of the better images I managed to take…Even if they aren’t very large, and were taken on a not-great phone camera.